About

Adam G Newton was born in the East Midlands of England in 1975, and enjoys entertaining people and telling stories.

He once won money in a competition on the back of a pizza box, and possesses certificates that prove he knows how to search on Google and can ride a pushbike, but not at the same time.

He was once in an amateur dramatics group and a band – yes, at the same time.

He lives in Derbyshire with his wife, Tracy, and endures walks in the countryside.

He still believes that “All You Can Eat” is a challenge, rather than an offer.

Author, experimenter, bass guitar abuser, dog teaser, gadget hoarder, lover of lists, 18 ’til I die, grumpy, product of the 80s, stuck in the 90s, always learning, sometimes leaning, and massive tweaker of tech.

Fueled by coffee and cheese. Fooled by mirrors.